Crosby has fallen on hard times. He's lost his job and his family. Even his daughter doesn't speak to him. Oh, and his new job as a museum custodian stinks, too. While sweeping up one day, he discovers a small, strange sliver of wood. He uses it as a toothpick to dislodge some ham sandwich stuck in his teeth. And suddenly he has the powers of a god. When international art thieves descend on the museum, will Crosby save the day? Or will he keep sweeping? Designed for Striving Readers. Downloadable Teacher's Notes.